Birthday Definition Letterpress Card

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Birthday
noun | birth·day \ˈbərth-dā\
1. The painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge cake with your name spelled out in artificial blue frosting.
2. A special occasion marking the day of your birth

  • letterpress printed folded card
  • with light grey envelope
  • blank inside
  • 3.5 x 5 inches
  • made in portland, oregon
  • by hat+wig+glove
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