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Birthday
noun | birth·day \ˈbərth-dā\
1. The painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge cake with your name spelled out in artificial blue frosting.
2. A special occasion marking the day of your birth
- letterpress printed folded card
- with light grey envelope
- blank inside
- 3.5 x 5 inches
- made in portland, oregon
- by hat+wig+glove