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HWG Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

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3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

HWG Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for,
it's Champagne!
-Winston Churchill

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

$5.00

HWG The backyard goat

The Backyard Goat
During rut, bucks spray thin streams of urine
along their bellies, on their front legs and chests
and into their mouths and beards.
Bucks don’t make good pets.

(excerpt by Sue Weaver)

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The backyard goat

$5.00

HWG camping feng shui

When camping, the art of Feng Shui is not so muchto turn your back towards the road
as to face the wilderness

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

camping feng shui

$5.00

HWG Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

$5.00

HWG Enjoy this special occasion before the impending zombie apocalypse

Enjoy this special occasion before the impendingzombie apocalypse

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Enjoy this special occasion before the impending zombie apocalypse

$5.00

HWG I've wasted the best years of my life as a vegetarian

I've wasted the best years of my life asa vegetarian

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I've wasted the best years of my life as a vegetarian

$5.00

HWG The one who dies with the most guitars wins

The one who dieswith the most guitars
wins

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

The one who dies with the most guitars wins

$5.00

HWG There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

HWG I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

HWG stay at home mom

If there were no children, I'd love to be a stay at home momletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

stay at home mom

$5.00

HWG I caught you a delicious bass

i caught you a delicious bass.napoleon dynamite
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

I caught you a delicious bass

$5.00

HWG Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish

The average human has anattention span of 8 seconds.
Goldfish have an attention
span of 12 seconds.

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish

$5.00

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

men are afraid women are going to laugh at them, women are afraid that me are going to kill them

Margaret Atwood

1-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burgundy envelope

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour

3-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burnt orange envelope

When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG The journey of a thousand miles begins with a martini and class accommodations

The journey of a thousand milesbegins with a martini
and first class accommodations

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches foled, grey cotton paper
available in singles

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a martini and class accommodations

$5.00

HWG whiskey and a backrub

would you like some whiskey and a backrub?

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

whiskey and a backrub

$5.00

HWG When my spirit animal takes over I become ferocious

When my spirit animal takes over I become ferocious
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

When my spirit animal takes over I become ferocious

$5.00

HWG Check the item(s) that you had replaced

Check the item(s) that you had replaced:
Hip, Knee, Shoulder, Valve, Cornea

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Check the item(s) that you had replaced

$5.00

HWG I recommend Gin

I recommend Gin
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Gin

$5.00

HWG Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

Sometimes it feels
Like you have been put
Into a rock polisher.

It may be rough.
But the results
Will be worth it.

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

$5.00

HWG I thought I ordered the happy meal

I thought I ordered the Happy Meal
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I thought I ordered the happy meal

$5.00

HWG Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslimbesides Barack Obama
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

I guess all thoseyears of worry
finally paid off

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

$5.00

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