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Hat + Wig + Glove Enjoy this special occasion before the impending zombie apocalypse

Enjoy this special occasion before the impendingzombie apocalypse

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Enjoy this special occasion before the impending zombie apocalypse

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove The backyard goat

The Backyard Goat
During rut, bucks spray thin streams of urine
along their bellies, on their front legs and chests
and into their mouths and beards.
Bucks don’t make good pets.

(excerpt by Sue Weaver)

letterpress printed card with envelope

The backyard goat

$5.00

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

men are afraid women are going to laugh at them, women are afraid that me are going to kill them

Margaret Atwood

1-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burgundy envelope

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

$6.00

Hat + Wig + Glove whiskey and a backrub

would you like some whiskey and a backrub?

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

whiskey and a backrub

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

Sometimes it feels
Like you have been put
Into a rock polisher.

It may be rough.
But the results
Will be worth it.

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Do the hustle Supreme Card

Do the hustle

2-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burnt orange envelope

Do the hustle Supreme Card

$6.00

Hat + Wig + Glove In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
-Benjamin Franklin

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I recommend Gin

I recommend Gin
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Gin

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove The one who dies with the most guitars wins letterpress card

The one who dieswith the most guitars
wins

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

The one who dies with the most guitars wins letterpress card

$5.00

Worst Aim Ever

Hey Cupid.
Worst aim ever.

Galentine's Day card with sassy sentiment
folded card with envelope
inside: Happy Single Girl's Valentine's Day
by Calypso Cards
4.5" x 6.25"

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Check the item(s) that you had removed

Check the item(s) that you had removed:
Appendix, Adenoids, Uterus, Tonsils, Tooth

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Check the item(s) that you had removed

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for,
it's Champagne!
-Winston Churchill

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomoy

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomoy

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Sending you good vibrations

Sending yougood vibrations

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Sending you good vibrations

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove The journey of a thousand miles begins with a martini and class accommodations

The journey of a thousand milesbegins with a martini
and first class accommodations

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches foled, grey cotton paper
available in singles

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a martini and class accommodations

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove camping feng shui letterpress card

When camping, the art of Feng Shui is not so muchto turn your back towards the road
as to face the wilderness

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

camping feng shui letterpress card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove i miss the bush years letterpress card

I MISS THE BUSH YEARS

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

i miss the bush years letterpress card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Bummer letterpress card

Bummerletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Bummer letterpress card

$5.00

Paper Love Boutique Is It Today or Yesterday? Greeting Card

Is it today or yesterday?
folded greeting card
with ecru envelope
blank inside
hand glittered
locally printed in California
By Paper Love Boutique
wallet / 5 x 3.5 in
printed on FSC certified card stock
plant-based biodegradable clear sleeve

Is It Today or Yesterday? Greeting Card

$5.00

Paper Love Boutique I've Used Up All My Favorite Names Greeting Card

"I've used up all my favorite baby names on my cats"
folded greeting card
with ecru envelope
blank inside
hand glittered
locally printed in California
By Paper Love Boutique
wallet / 5 x 3.5 in
printed on FSC certified card stock
plant-based biod

I've Used Up All My Favorite Names Greeting Card

$5.00

Paper Love Boutique Queen of F**cking Self Isolation Card

queen of f**king isolation!
hand glittered
locally printed in California
printed on FSC certified card stock
wallet / 5 x 3.5 in
ecru envelope
plant-based biodegradable clear sleeve
blank inside

Queen of F**cking Self Isolation Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove stinky old cheese - letterpress card

"you're like a stinky old cheese just getting riper with age"
-wilbur turnblad, hairspray
+ 1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with red envelope

stinky old cheese - letterpress card

$5.00

Egg Press Orange You Glad Letterpress Card

orange you glad it's over?
folded letterpress printed card
with kraft envelope
inside blank
by Egg Press
made in portland, oregon
4.25 x 5.5 inches

Orange You Glad Letterpress Card

$7.00

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