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Hat + Wig + Glove Enjoy this special occasion before the impending zombie apocalypse

Enjoy this special occasion before the impendingzombie apocalypse

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Enjoy this special occasion before the impending zombie apocalypse

$5.00

Paper Love Boutique Is It Today or Yesterday? Greeting Card

Is it today or yesterday?
folded greeting card
with ecru envelope
blank inside
hand glittered
locally printed in California
By Paper Love Boutique
wallet / 5 x 3.5 in
printed on FSC certified card stock
plant-based biodegradable clear sleeve

Is It Today or Yesterday? Greeting Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

Paper Love Boutique Be Strong Whispered to Wifi Greeting Card

"Be strong" I whispered to my wifi signal

hand glittered
locally printed in California
printed on FSC certified card stock
wallet / 5 x 3.5 in
ecru envelope
plant-based biodegradable clear sleeve
blank inside

Be Strong Whispered to Wifi Greeting Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I caught you a delicious bass letterpress card

i caught you a delicious bass.napoleon dynamite
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

I caught you a delicious bass letterpress card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I recommend Gin

I recommend Gin
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Gin

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove The backyard goat

The Backyard Goat
During rut, bucks spray thin streams of urine
along their bellies, on their front legs and chests
and into their mouths and beards.
Bucks don’t make good pets.

(excerpt by Sue Weaver)

letterpress printed card with envelope

The backyard goat

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for,
it's Champagne!
-Winston Churchill

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove More people are killed by vending machines than by sharks

More people are killedby vending machines
than by sharks

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5x5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

More people are killed by vending machines than by sharks

$5.00

Paper Love Boutique Dinner Every Night Greeting Card

Why do they want dinner EVERY single night?
folded greeting card
with ecru envelope
blank inside
hand glittered
locally printed in California
By Paper Love Boutique
wallet / 5 x 3.5 in
printed on FSC certified card stock
plant-based biodegradable

Dinner Every Night Greeting Card

$5.00

Paper Love Boutique 1990 10 Years Ago Greeting Card

I still think 1990 was 10 years ago!
folded greeting card
with ecru envelope
blank inside
hand glittered
locally printed in California
By Paper Love Boutique
wallet / 5 x 3.5 in
printed on FSC certified card stock
plant-based biodegradable clear

1990 10 Years Ago Greeting Card

$5.00

Paper Love Boutique Zoom Happy Hour Covid Greeting Card

Zoom happy hour is my therapy
hand glittered
locally printed in California
printed on FSC certified card stock
wallet / 5 x 3.5 in
ecru envelope
plant-based biodegradable clear sleeve
blank inside

Zoom Happy Hour Covid Greeting Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove how to make: dehydrated camping pickles - letterpress card

How To Make: dehydrated camping pickles
1. Purchase a jar of pickles and remove them from the jar. (Save fluid and contents of jar for later.)
2. Place pickles flat on a cookie sheet in an oven heated to 350° until most of the fluid has evacuated the pi

how to make: dehydrated camping pickles - letterpress card

$5.00

Egg Press Orange You Glad Letterpress Card

orange you glad it's over?
folded letterpress printed card
with kraft envelope
inside blank
by Egg Press
made in portland, oregon
4.25 x 5.5 inches

Orange You Glad Letterpress Card

$7.00

Hat + Wig + Glove When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour

3-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burnt orange envelope

When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

$6.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

I guess all thoseyears of worry
finally paid off

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove One day I woke up and found I was a Thespian

One day I woke upand found I was
a Thespian

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

One day I woke up and found I was a Thespian

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove i recommend canada letterpress card

I recommend Canada
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

i recommend canada letterpress card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove i miss the bush years letterpress card

I MISS THE BUSH YEARS

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

i miss the bush years letterpress card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove stay at home mom letterpress card

If there were no children, I'd love to be a stay at home momletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

stay at home mom letterpress card

$5.00

And Here We Are Dead Plant Letterpress Card

my deepest condolences for the tragic loss of your beloved plant.
folded letterpress printed card
with light purple envelope
Blank inside
made in Columbus, Ohio
by And Here We Are
4.25 x 5.5 inches

Dead Plant Letterpress Card

$6.00

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