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Hat + Wig + Glove whiskey and a backrub

would you like some whiskey and a backrub?

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

whiskey and a backrub

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

Worst Aim Ever

Hey Cupid.
Worst aim ever.

Galentine's Day card with sassy sentiment
folded card with envelope
inside: Happy Single Girl's Valentine's Day
by Calypso Cards
4.5" x 6.25"

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Burn after reading

Burn after reading
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Burn after reading

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Enjoy this special occasion before the impending zombie apocalypse

Enjoy this special occasion before the impendingzombie apocalypse

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Enjoy this special occasion before the impending zombie apocalypse

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

Sometimes it feels
Like you have been put
Into a rock polisher.

It may be rough.
But the results
Will be worth it.

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Drugs are Fun

Drugs are fun
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Murder Hornets! Supreme Card

Murder Hornets!
2-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with orange envelope

Murder Hornets! Supreme Card

$6.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

Could I have this dance for the rest of my life
-Anne Murray

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
-Benjamin Franklin

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

Paper Love Boutique Remember Summer Covid Card

Remember in summer when we used to go to the beach, hang out with friends and go on vacation?
Yeah, me neither.
hand glittered
locally printed in California
printed on FSC certified card stock
wallet / 5 x 3.5 in
ecru envelope
plant-based biodegrad

Remember Summer Covid Card

$5.00

We Did It

we did it

offset printed with soy based inks
forest friendly folded card with copper metallic envelope
inside blank
by offensive + delightful
made in usa
4.25 x 5.5 inches

$6.00

Egg Press Orange You Glad Letterpress Card

orange you glad it's over?
folded letterpress printed card
with kraft envelope
inside blank
by Egg Press
made in portland, oregon
4.25 x 5.5 inches

Orange You Glad Letterpress Card

$7.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Check the item(s) that you had removed

Check the item(s) that you had removed:
Appendix, Adenoids, Uterus, Tonsils, Tooth

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Check the item(s) that you had removed

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for,
it's Champagne!
-Winston Churchill

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Mercury must be in retrograde

Mercury must be in retrograde
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Mercury must be in retrograde

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove A glass of chardonnay might help with that letterpress card

A glass of chardonnaymight help with that
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

A glass of chardonnay might help with that letterpress card

$5.00

Paper Love Boutique Zoom Happy Hour Covid Card

Zoom happy hour is my therapy
hand glittered
locally printed in California
printed on FSC certified card stock
wallet / 5 x 3.5 in
ecru envelope
plant-based biodegradable clear sleeve
blank inside

Zoom Happy Hour Covid Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove how to make: dehydrated camping pickles - letterpress card

How To Make: dehydrated camping pickles
1. Purchase a jar of pickles and remove them from the jar. (Save fluid and contents of jar for later.)
2. Place pickles flat on a cookie sheet in an oven heated to 350° until most of the fluid has evacuated the pi

how to make: dehydrated camping pickles - letterpress card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour

3-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burnt orange envelope

When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

$6.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Check the item(s) that you had replaced

Check the item(s) that you had replaced:
Hip, Knee, Shoulder, Valve, Cornea

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Check the item(s) that you had replaced

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove You put a positive charge on my free radical Supreme Card

You put a positive charge on my free radical

2-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with golden green envelope

You put a positive charge on my free radical Supreme Card

$6.00

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