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Peace Sign Supreme Card

1-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with golden green envelope

Peace Sign Supreme Card

$6.00

$4.80

HWG Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslimbesides Barack Obama
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

HWG In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
-Benjamin Franklin

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

$5.00

HWG The backyard goat

The Backyard Goat
During rut, bucks spray thin streams of urine
along their bellies, on their front legs and chests
and into their mouths and beards.
Bucks don’t make good pets.

(excerpt by Sue Weaver)

letterpress printed card with envelope

The backyard goat

$5.00

HWG When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour

3-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burnt orange envelope

When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

HWG Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

Could I have this dance for the rest of my life
-Anne Murray

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

$5.00

HWG Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

$5.00

HWG Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey,the sex therapist from the 50's, about
cheese curds and copulating rats,
and that's when I thought,
"this internet dating has to stop"

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
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Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

$5.00

HWG Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish

The average human has anattention span of 8 seconds.
Goldfish have an attention
span of 12 seconds.

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish

$5.00

HWG The journey of a thousand miles begins with a martini and class accommodations

The journey of a thousand milesbegins with a martini
and first class accommodations

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches foled, grey cotton paper
available in singles

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a martini and class accommodations

$5.00

HWG stay at home mom

If there were no children, I'd love to be a stay at home momletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

stay at home mom

$5.00

HWG Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

Sometimes it feels
Like you have been put
Into a rock polisher.

It may be rough.
But the results
Will be worth it.

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

$5.00

HWG whiskey and a backrub

would you like some whiskey and a backrub?

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

whiskey and a backrub

$5.00

HWG Check the item(s) that you had removed

Check the item(s) that you had removed:
Appendix, Adenoids, Uterus, Tonsils, Tooth

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Check the item(s) that you had removed

$5.00

HWG Check the item(s) that you had replaced

Check the item(s) that you had replaced:
Hip, Knee, Shoulder, Valve, Cornea

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Check the item(s) that you had replaced

$5.00

HWG Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

HWG I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomoy

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomoy

$5.00

HWG I recommend Vodka

I recommend Vodka
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Vodka

$5.00

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

men are afraid women are going to laugh at them, women are afraid that me are going to kill them

Margaret Atwood

1-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burgundy envelope

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG You, My Friend, are Filled with the Milk of Human Kindness Thank You

You, my friend,are filled with
the milk of human kindness.

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

You, My Friend, are Filled with the Milk of Human Kindness Thank You

$5.00

$4.00

HWG camping feng shui

When camping, the art of Feng Shui is not so muchto turn your back towards the road
as to face the wilderness

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

camping feng shui

$5.00

HWG I recommend Bourbon

I recommend Bourbonletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

I recommend Bourbon

$5.00

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