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HWG stay at home mom

If there were no children, I'd love to be a stay at home momletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

stay at home mom

$5.00

HWG Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

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3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

HWG Enjoy this special occasion before the impending zombie apocalypse

Enjoy this special occasion before the impendingzombie apocalypse

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Enjoy this special occasion before the impending zombie apocalypse

$5.00

HWG Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

Sometimes it feels
Like you have been put
Into a rock polisher.

It may be rough.
But the results
Will be worth it.

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3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

$5.00

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

men are afraid women are going to laugh at them, women are afraid that me are going to kill them

Margaret Atwood

1-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burgundy envelope

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

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3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

$5.00

HWG When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour

3-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burnt orange envelope

When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslimbesides Barack Obama
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG I recommend Bourbon

I recommend Bourbonletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

I recommend Bourbon

$5.00

HWG The backyard goat

The Backyard Goat
During rut, bucks spray thin streams of urine
along their bellies, on their front legs and chests
and into their mouths and beards.
Bucks don’t make good pets.

(excerpt by Sue Weaver)

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The backyard goat

$5.00

HWG There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

HWG I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

I guess all thoseyears of worry
finally paid off

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

$5.00

HWG I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

HWG Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for,
it's Champagne!
-Winston Churchill

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

$5.00

HWG I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomoy

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomoy

$5.00

Peace Sign Supreme Card

2-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with golden green envelope

Peace Sign Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG More people are killed by vending machines than by sharks

More people are killedby vending machines
than by sharks

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5x5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

More people are killed by vending machines than by sharks

$5.00

HWG Glitter the herpes of the craft world

glitterthe herpes of the craft world

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Glitter the herpes of the craft world

$5.00

HWG In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
-Benjamin Franklin

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

$5.00

HWG Medicinal Marijuana Card

This card authorizes _____________liberal, regular, and varied consumption of
Cannabis Sativa...

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Medicinal Marijuana Card

$5.00

HWG whiskey and a backrub

would you like some whiskey and a backrub?

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

whiskey and a backrub

$5.00

HWG I recommend Gin

I recommend Gin
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Gin

$5.00

HWG Don't worry your seat cushion is a flotation device

Don't worryyour seat cushion is a
flotation device

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Don't worry your seat cushion is a flotation device

$5.00

HWG i miss the bush years

I MISS THE BUSH YEARS

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

i miss the bush years

$5.00

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