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HWG There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

HWG Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for,
it's Champagne!
-Winston Churchill

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3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

$5.00

HWG Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

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3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

HWG Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslimbesides Barack Obama
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

men are afraid women are going to laugh at them, women are afraid that me are going to kill them

Margaret Atwood

1-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burgundy envelope

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG I recommend Vodka

I recommend Vodka
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Vodka

$5.00

HWG The backyard goat

The Backyard Goat
During rut, bucks spray thin streams of urine
along their bellies, on their front legs and chests
and into their mouths and beards.
Bucks don’t make good pets.

(excerpt by Sue Weaver)

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The backyard goat

$5.00

HWG Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

$5.00

HWG I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

I guess all thoseyears of worry
finally paid off

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

$5.00

HWG When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour

3-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burnt orange envelope

When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey,the sex therapist from the 50's, about
cheese curds and copulating rats,
and that's when I thought,
"this internet dating has to stop"

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
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Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

$5.00

HWG I'll help you find your glasses if you help me find my keys

I'll help you
find your glasses
if you help me
find my keys

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

I'll help you find your glasses if you help me find my keys

$5.00

HWG In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
-Benjamin Franklin

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

$5.00

HWG I recommend Gin

I recommend Gin
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Gin

$5.00

HWG Mercury must be in retrograde

Mercury must be in retrograde
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Mercury must be in retrograde

$5.00

HWG Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

Could I have this dance for the rest of my life
-Anne Murray

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

$5.00

HWG I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

HWG Medicinal Marijuana Card

This card authorizes _____________liberal, regular, and varied consumption of
Cannabis Sativa...

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Medicinal Marijuana Card

$5.00

HWG control alt delete

Control Alt Deleteletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

control alt delete

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HWG stay at home mom

If there were no children, I'd love to be a stay at home momletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

stay at home mom

$5.00

HWG Check the item(s) that you had removed

Check the item(s) that you had removed:
Appendix, Adenoids, Uterus, Tonsils, Tooth

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Check the item(s) that you had removed

$5.00

HWG Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish

The average human has anattention span of 8 seconds.
Goldfish have an attention
span of 12 seconds.

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish

$5.00

HWG i recommend canada

I recommend Canada
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

i recommend canada

$5.00

HWG camping feng shui

When camping, the art of Feng Shui is not so muchto turn your back towards the road
as to face the wilderness

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

camping feng shui

$5.00

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