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Hat + Wig + Glove Enjoy this special occasion before the impending zombie apocalypse

Enjoy this special occasion before the impendingzombie apocalypse

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Enjoy this special occasion before the impending zombie apocalypse

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
-Benjamin Franklin

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

Sometimes it feels
Like you have been put
Into a rock polisher.

It may be rough.
But the results
Will be worth it.

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Check the item(s) that you had replaced

Check the item(s) that you had replaced:
Hip, Knee, Shoulder, Valve, Cornea

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Check the item(s) that you had replaced

$5.00

$2.50

Hat + Wig + Glove Fidel Castro ¿Que Pasa? letterpress Card

Que pasa?letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Fidel Castro ¿Que Pasa? letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Oh god I wish I was born a great dancer

Oh God I wish I was born a great dancer
+ letterpress printed card with envelope

+ 3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Oh god I wish I was born a great dancer

$5.00

$2.50

Hat + Wig + Glove Do the hustle Supreme Card

Do the hustle

2-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burnt orange envelope

Do the hustle Supreme Card

$6.00

$3.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Cat Stevens letterpress card

Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslimbesides Barack Obama
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Cat Stevens letterpress card

$5.00

$2.50

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

men are afraid women are going to laugh at them, women are afraid that me are going to kill them

Margaret Atwood

1-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burgundy envelope

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

$6.00

$3.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I recommend Gin

I recommend Gin
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Gin

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove stay at home mom letterpress card

If there were no children, I'd love to be a stay at home momletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

stay at home mom letterpress card

$5.00

Ladyfingers Letterpress High! from Oregon Letterpress Card

high! from oregon
folded letterpress printed card
with neon red envelope
inside blank
by Ladyfingers Letterpress
made in Colorado
4.25 x 5.5 inches

High! from Oregon Letterpress Card

$7.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Murder Hornets! Supreme Letterpress Card

Murder Hornets!
2-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with orange envelope
Blank Inside

Murder Hornets! Supreme Letterpress Card

$6.00

Hat + Wig + Glove When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour

3-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burnt orange envelope

When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

$6.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Check the item(s) that you had removed

Check the item(s) that you had removed:
Appendix, Adenoids, Uterus, Tonsils, Tooth

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Check the item(s) that you had removed

$5.00

$2.50

Hat + Wig + Glove Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Burn after reading

Burn after reading
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Burn after reading

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomoy

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomoy

$5.00

$2.50

Hat + Wig + Glove I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Socialism it's not just for Europeans anymore

Socialism, it's not just for Europeans anymore
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Socialism it's not just for Europeans anymore

$5.00

Paper Love Boutique Run With Scissors Card

i never run with scissors.
those last two words were unnecessary.
folded greeting card
with ecru envelope
blank inside
hand glittered
locally printed in California
By Paper Love Boutique
wallet / 5 x 3.5 in
printed on FSC certified card stock
pl

Run With Scissors Card

$5.00

Chez Gagne Can't Leave the House Letterpress Card

reasons i can't leave the house
• my dog/cat is asleep
• i already took off my pants
• my bra is off
• the wine is open
• there are people out there
folded letterpress printed card
with neon pink envelope
inside blank
by Chez Gagne
made in

Can't Leave the House Letterpress Card

$6.00

Chez Gagne Tell Me You Love Cats Letterpress Card

tell me you love cats, without telling me you love cats.
folded letterpress printed card with gold cat paperclip
with metallic silver envelope
inside blank
by Chez Gagne
made in Los Angeles, California
4.25 x 5.5 inches

Tell Me You Love Cats Letterpress Card

$6.00

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