USD / CAD

0 Items - $0.00 My account / Register

Humor

Home / greeting cards / Humor

Hat + Wig + Glove There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove More people are killed by vending machines than by sharks

More people are killedby vending machines
than by sharks

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5x5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

More people are killed by vending machines than by sharks

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove The journey of a thousand miles begins with a martini and class accommodations

The journey of a thousand milesbegins with a martini
and first class accommodations

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches foled, grey cotton paper
available in singles

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a martini and class accommodations

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Cat Stevens letterpress card

Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslimbesides Barack Obama
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Cat Stevens letterpress card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I caught you a delicious bass letterpress card

i caught you a delicious bass.napoleon dynamite
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

I caught you a delicious bass letterpress card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Murder Hornets! Supreme Card

Murder Hornets!
2-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with orange envelope

Murder Hornets! Supreme Card

$6.00

Hat + Wig + Glove In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
-Benjamin Franklin

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Burn after reading

Burn after reading
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Burn after reading

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I recommend Scotch

I recommend scotch
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Scotch

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove how to make: dehydrated camping pickles - letterpress card

How To Make: dehydrated camping pickles
1. Purchase a jar of pickles and remove them from the jar. (Save fluid and contents of jar for later.)
2. Place pickles flat on a cookie sheet in an oven heated to 350° until most of the fluid has evacuated the pi

how to make: dehydrated camping pickles - letterpress card

$5.00

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

men are afraid women are going to laugh at them, women are afraid that me are going to kill them

Margaret Atwood

1-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burgundy envelope

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

$6.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish letterpress card

The average human has anattention span of 8 seconds.
Goldfish have an attention
span of 12 seconds.

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish letterpress card

$5.00

Paper Love Boutique I've Used Up All My Favorite Names Greeting Card

"I've used up all my favorite baby names on my cats"
folded greeting card
with ecru envelope
blank inside
hand glittered
locally printed in California
By Paper Love Boutique
wallet / 5 x 3.5 in
printed on FSC certified card stock
plant-based biod

I've Used Up All My Favorite Names Greeting Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

Hat + Wig + Glove I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

I don't want to be buried in a pet sematary

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

Sometimes it feels
Like you have been put
Into a rock polisher.

It may be rough.
But the results
Will be worth it.

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Sometimes it feels like you have been put into a rock polisher.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove whiskey and a backrub

would you like some whiskey and a backrub?

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

whiskey and a backrub

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour

3-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burnt orange envelope

When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

$6.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Check the item(s) that you had removed

Check the item(s) that you had removed:
Appendix, Adenoids, Uterus, Tonsils, Tooth

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Check the item(s) that you had removed

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove The backyard goat

The Backyard Goat
During rut, bucks spray thin streams of urine
along their bellies, on their front legs and chests
and into their mouths and beards.
Bucks don’t make good pets.

(excerpt by Sue Weaver)

letterpress printed card with envelope

The backyard goat

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I enjoy cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

I enjoy cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
-Julia Child

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I enjoy cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomoy

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomoy

$5.00

We use cookies and similar technologies to run this website and help us understand how you use it. Your personal data will not be shared with anyone, ever. Manage cookies