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HWG Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

HWG Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

$5.00

HWG I thought I ordered the happy meal

I thought I ordered the Happy Meal
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I thought I ordered the happy meal

$5.00

HWG There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

HWG Listen to your inner Human Resources Manager

Listen to your innerHuman Resources Manager

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Listen to your inner Human Resources Manager

$5.00

HWG Socialism it's not just for Europeans anymore

Socialism, it's not just for Europeans anymore
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Socialism it's not just for Europeans anymore

$5.00

We Get High

When they go low, we get high.
letterpress folded card
with kraft envelope
Blank inside
made in USA
by Huckleberry Letterpress
4.25 x 5.5 inches

$5.00

HWG control alt delete

Control Alt Deleteletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

control alt delete

$5.00

HWG When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour

3-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burnt orange envelope

When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

Paper Baristas Procaffeinate definition

procaffeinate
(v.) to delay or postpone action; to put off doing something until you've had coffee.
Letterpress printed
Kraft Recycled Envelope
flat note, Blank on Back
ethically sourced handmade paper
by Paper Baristas
4.25 x 5.5 inches

Procaffeinate definition

$6.00

HWG Don't worry your seat cushion is a flotation device

Don't worryyour seat cushion is a
flotation device

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Don't worry your seat cushion is a flotation device

$5.00

HWG Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslimbesides Barack Obama
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG Murder Hornets! Supreme Card

Murder Hornets!
2-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with orange envelope

Murder Hornets! Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG More people are killed by vending machines than by sharks

More people are killedby vending machines
than by sharks

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5x5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

More people are killed by vending machines than by sharks

$5.00

HWG Generally speaking people in foreign countries understand you better if you speak louder

Generally speaking, people in foreign countriesunderstand you better if you speak louder

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Generally speaking people in foreign countries understand you better if you speak louder

$5.00

HWG circumstances have to be near perfect for me to push the "fat burner" button

circumstanceshave to benear perfect
for me to push the
"fat burner"
button on the
exercise bike

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

circumstances have to be near perfect for me to push the "fat burner" button

$5.00

HWG stay at home mom

If there were no children, I'd love to be a stay at home momletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

stay at home mom

$5.00

HWG TRUMP

TRUMP
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG Unicorn Sausage

unicorn sausage
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Unicorn Sausage

$5.00

HWG Do the Hokey Pokey and Turn Yourself Around

do thehokey pokey
and turn
yourself
around

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Do the Hokey Pokey and Turn Yourself Around

$5.00

HWG I recommend Bourbon

I recommend Bourbonletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

I recommend Bourbon

$5.00

HWG I caught you a delicious bass

i caught you a delicious bass.napoleon dynamite
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

I caught you a delicious bass

$5.00

People. Am I Right?

People. Am I right?
letterpress folded card
with kraft envelope
Blank inside
made in USA
by Huckleberry Letterpress
4.25 x 5.5 inches

People. Am I Right?

$5.00

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