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HWG Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish

The average human has anattention span of 8 seconds.
Goldfish have an attention
span of 12 seconds.

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3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
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Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish

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HWG Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslimbesides Barack Obama
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3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

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HWG Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

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Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

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HWG There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
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There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

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HWG Medicinal Marijuana Card

This card authorizes _____________liberal, regular, and varied consumption of
Cannabis Sativa...

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Medicinal Marijuana Card

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HWG You, My Friend, are Filled with the Milk of Human Kindness Thank You

You, my friend,are filled with
the milk of human kindness.

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You, My Friend, are Filled with the Milk of Human Kindness Thank You

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HWG I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

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HWG The backyard goat

The Backyard Goat
During rut, bucks spray thin streams of urine
along their bellies, on their front legs and chests
and into their mouths and beards.
Bucks don’t make good pets.

(excerpt by Sue Weaver)

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The backyard goat

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HWG Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

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3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
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Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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HWG In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
-Benjamin Franklin

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3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
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In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

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HWG The journey of a thousand miles begins with a martini and class accommodations

The journey of a thousand milesbegins with a martini
and first class accommodations

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a martini and class accommodations

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HWG i recommend canada

I recommend Canada
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3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

i recommend canada

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HWG TRUMP

TRUMP
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HWG Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

Could I have this dance for the rest of my life
-Anne Murray

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3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
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Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

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HWG Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for,
it's Champagne!
-Winston Churchill

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3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
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Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

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HWG I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

I guess all thoseyears of worry
finally paid off

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I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

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HWG Listen to your inner Human Resources Manager

Listen to your innerHuman Resources Manager

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Listen to your inner Human Resources Manager

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HWG camping feng shui

When camping, the art of Feng Shui is not so muchto turn your back towards the road
as to face the wilderness

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3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

camping feng shui

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HWG Check the item(s) that you had replaced

Check the item(s) that you had replaced:
Hip, Knee, Shoulder, Valve, Cornea

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3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Check the item(s) that you had replaced

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HWG More people are killed by vending machines than by sharks

More people are killedby vending machines
than by sharks

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3.5x5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
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More people are killed by vending machines than by sharks

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HWG Drugs are Fun

Drugs are fun
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HWG I've wasted the best years of my life as a vegetarian

I've wasted the best years of my life asa vegetarian

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I've wasted the best years of my life as a vegetarian

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HWG Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey,the sex therapist from the 50's, about
cheese curds and copulating rats,
and that's when I thought,
"this internet dating has to stop"

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Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

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HWG Republicans have bad hair

Republicans have bad hair
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3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
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Republicans have bad hair

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