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HWG Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

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3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
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Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

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HWG Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

Could I have this dance for the rest of my life
-Anne Murray

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3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
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Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

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HWG Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

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3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
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Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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HWG Burn after reading

Burn after reading
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3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Burn after reading

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whiskey and a backrub

would you like some whiskey and a backrub? Letter pressed greeting card made in Portland, Oregon

whiskey and a backrub

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HWG I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

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3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

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HWG Medicinal Marijuana Card

This card authorizes _____________liberal, regular, and varied consumption of
Cannabis Sativa...

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3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
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Medicinal Marijuana Card

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HWG Check the item(s) that you had removed

“Check the item(s) that you had removed:
Appendix, Adenoids, Uterus, Tonsils, Tooth”

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+ 3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Check the item(s) that you had removed

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HWG Check the item(s) that you had replaced

“Check the item(s) that you had replaced:
Hip, Knee, Shoulder, Valve, Cornea”

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+ 3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

+ available in singles

Check the item(s) that you had replaced

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HWG Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for,
it's Champagne!
-Winston Churchill

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

$5.00

HWG I enjoy cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

I enjoy cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
-Julia Child

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3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I enjoy cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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HWG Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey,the sex therapist from the 50's, about
cheese curds and copulating rats,
and that's when I thought,
"this internet dating has to stop"

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3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
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Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

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HWG There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

HWG In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
-Benjamin Franklin

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

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HWG Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslimbesides Barack Obama
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

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HWG hwg-camping

When camping, the art of Feng Shui is not so muchto turn your back towards the road
as to face the wilderness

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3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

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HWG One day I woke up and found I was a Thespian

One day I woke upand found I was
a Thespian

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3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
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One day I woke up and found I was a Thespian

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HWG Chardonnay

A glass of chardonnaymight help with that
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG TRUMP

TRUMP
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3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

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HWG Republicans have bad hair

Republicans have bad hair
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Republicans have bad hair

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HWG Rehab is for quitters

Rehab is for quitters
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Rehab is for quitters

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HWG Your optimism is killing me

Your optimismis killing me

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
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Your optimism is killing me

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HWG Generally speaking people in foreign countries understand you better if you speak louder

Generally speaking, people in foreign countriesunderstand you better if you speak louder

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Generally speaking people in foreign countries understand you better if you speak louder

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HWG The backyard goat

“The Backyard Goat
During rut, bucks spray thin streams of urine
along their bellies, on their front legs and chests
and into their mouths and beards.

Bucks don’t make good pets.”

excerpt by Sue Weaver

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The backyard goat

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