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HWG Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

HWG There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

HWG I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

Happy Beerthday Birthday Supreme Card

happy beerthday

2-color gold foil and ink letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burgundy envelope

Happy Beerthday Birthday Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG Medicinal Marijuana Card

This card authorizes _____________liberal, regular, and varied consumption of
Cannabis Sativa...

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Medicinal Marijuana Card

$5.00

HWG I recommend Bourbon

I recommend Bourbonletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

I recommend Bourbon

$5.00

HWG Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for,
it's Champagne!
-Winston Churchill

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

$5.00

HWG Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver

$5.00

HWG camping feng shui

When camping, the art of Feng Shui is not so muchto turn your back towards the road
as to face the wilderness

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

camping feng shui

$5.00

HWG You deserve a bong hit today

You deserve a bong hit todayletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

You deserve a bong hit today

$5.00

HWG "Salad" code word for chardonnay

HWG "Salad" code word for chardonnay

"Salad" code word for chardonnay

$5.00

HWG I recommend Gin

I recommend Gin
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Gin

$5.00

HWG I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomoy

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomoy

$5.00

HWG I've wasted the best years of my life as a vegetarian

I've wasted the best years of my life asa vegetarian

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I've wasted the best years of my life as a vegetarian

$5.00

HWG Rehab is for quitters

Rehab is for quitters
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Rehab is for quitters

$5.00

HWG whiskey and a backrub

would you like some whiskey and a backrub?

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

whiskey and a backrub

$5.00

HWG Alcohol is fun

Alcohol is funletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG Have you drained your tofu today?

have youdrained your
tofu
today?

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Have you drained your tofu today?

$5.00

HWG Body by Pinot Noir

Body by Pinot Noir
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Body by Pinot Noir

$5.00

HWG I recommend Scotch

I recommend scotch
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Scotch

$5.00

HWG Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey,the sex therapist from the 50's, about
cheese curds and copulating rats,
and that's when I thought,
"this internet dating has to stop"

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
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Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

$5.00

HWG A glass of chardonnay might help with that

A glass of chardonnaymight help with that
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

A glass of chardonnay might help with that

$5.00

HWG Isn't it funny how the hangover ends just as happy hour begins?

HWG Isn't it funny how the hangover ends just as happy hour begins?

Isn't it funny how the hangover ends just as happy hour begins?

$5.00

HWG Glitter the herpes of the craft world

glitterthe herpes of the craft world

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Glitter the herpes of the craft world

$5.00

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