goldfish

Listen to your inner
Human Resources Manager

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey,
the sex therapist from the 50's, about
cheese curds and copulating rats,
and that's when I thought,
"this internet dating has to stop"

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

One day I woke up
and found I was
a Thespian

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

"wishing you a happy retirement"
1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
3.625 x 6 inches, folded note with gray envelope
available in singles

More people are killed
by vending machines
than by sharks

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5x5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

unicorn sausage

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles