The plumbing might be getting old but the pipes are still working well Happy Birthday

congratulationsyour six pack
just turned into
a keg
happy birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I hopeyou win
the
lottery
happy birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

all those preservatives have done wonders for youhappy birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

people youngerthan you have
false teeth
happy birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Beyoncé is an 8th cousin four times removed
of Gustav Mahler
Happy Birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I tried to get you some cryptocurrency but all I could find was this dumb cardHappy Birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Earwax was rattling out of my head with my electric toothbrush on when I realized it was your birthday
Happy Birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Glanglion Cyst Now there's something to look forward to
Happy Birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles