All those preservatives have done wonders for you Happy Birthday

Birthday noun | birth·day \ˈbərth-dā\1. The painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge ca

Earwax was rattling out of my head with my electric toothbrush on when I realized it was your birthday
Happy Birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I tried to get you some cryptocurrency but all I could find was this dumb cardHappy Birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Beyoncé is an 8th cousin four times removed
of Gustav Mahler
Happy Birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

blind emboss & gold foil letterpress on white cotton paper3.625 x 6 inches, folded note with white envelope

blind emboss & gold foil letterpress on white cotton paper3.625 x 6 inches, folded note with white envelope

blind emboss & gold foil letterpress on white cotton paper3.625 x 6 inches, folded note with white envelope

Here's a little amp for your birthday rock star
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

congratulationsyour six pack
just turned into
a keg
happy birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Glanglion Cyst Now there's something to look forward to
Happy Birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles