I would rather be sorry than safe

Out of all the unicornsthat I know
you are my favorite

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Congratulations!Your urine test
came back clean

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I've wasted the best years of my life asa vegetarian

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Weddingnoun | wed·ding | \ 'wed-diŋ \
1. The ceremonial act of being co-joined to another person in the presence of friends ad relatives that you haven't seen in a very long time, all dressed in uncomfortable clothes, mixed with unpredictable weather, Po

I generally tryto never miss
any of your weddings

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unicorn sausage
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The Backyard Goat
During rut, bucks spray thin streams of urine
along their bellies, on their front legs and chests
and into their mouths and beards.
Bucks don’t make good pets.

(excerpt by Sue Weaver)



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may the footprint of a hundred tiny rainbow unicorns dance upon your gluteus maximus.



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