People younger than you have false teeth Happy Birthday

congratulationsyour six pack
just turned into
a keg
happy birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

have akrafty
birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I hopeyou win
the
lottery
happy birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

all those preservatives have done wonders for youhappy birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

blind emboss & gold foil letterpress on white cotton paper3.625 x 6 inches, folded note with white envelope

blind embossed white handmade paper with deckled edges3.5 x 5 inches, folded note with grey envelope
available in singles

Beyoncé is an 8th cousin four times removed
of Gustav Mahler
Happy Birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I tried to get you some cryptocurrency but all I could find was this dumb cardHappy Birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Earwax was rattling out of my head with my electric toothbrush on when I realized it was your birthday
Happy Birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Glanglion Cyst Now there's something to look forward to
Happy Birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles