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Hat + Wig + Glove Play That Funky Music White Boy Letterpress Card

the hat+wig+glove rock quote collection showcases some the best lines from our favorite rock 'n roll tunes. share your love of music with friends, family and loved ones.
Play that funky music white boy
1-color letterpress printed on white cotton paper

Play That Funky Music White Boy Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove George Carlin Clean Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Your house will never be completely clean.
- George Carlin
1-color letterpress on gre

George Carlin Clean Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Bummer Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Bummer
1-color letterpress on grey cotton paper
3.5 x 5 inch folded card with envelop

Bummer Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Catholic School Guilt Is Free Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Catholic School
the guilt is free but the education is going to cost you
1-color lett

Catholic School Guilt Is Free Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Medicinal Marijuana Pop Out Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
This card authorizes _____________
liberal, regular, and varied consumption of
Cannab

Medicinal Marijuana Pop Out Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove People In Foreign Countries Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Generally speaking, people in foreign countries understand you better if you speak loud

People In Foreign Countries Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Expire Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Your sins are about to expire
Push here to renew
PRESS
1-color letterpress on grey c

Expire Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Positive Charge on My Free Radical Supreme Letterpress Card

the supreme line of letterpress printed cards are hand illustrated in colorful hues, featuring some of our favorite occasional sentiments.
You put a positive charge on my free radical
2-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with

Positive Charge on My Free Radical Supreme Letterpress Card

$6.00

Hat + Wig + Glove This Ain't No Party Letterpress Card

the hat+wig+glove rock quote collection showcases some the best lines from our favorite rock 'n roll tunes. share your love of music with friends, family and loved ones.
This ain't no party
this ain't no disco
this ain't no foolin' around
1-color lett

This Ain't No Party Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Crap-a-palooza Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.crap-a-palooza
1-color letterpress on grey cotton paper
3.5 x 5 inch folded card with e

Crap-a-palooza Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Stay at Home Mom Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
If there were no children, I'd love to be a stay at home mom
1-color letterpress on gr

Stay at Home Mom Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Microgreens Letterpress Card

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
microgreens
1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
3.5 x 5 inch folded card wi

Microgreens Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Jazz Definition Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Smooth Jazz
noun | smooth jazz | \smüth 'jaz\
1. An aural sensory experience akin to

Jazz Definition Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Houseplants Reaper Letterpress Card

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.

Houseplants Reaper Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Restless Hamburger Syndrome Letterpress Card

i have restless hamburger syndrome
1-color letterpress on grey cotton paper
3.5 x 5 inch folded card with envelope
blank inside
made in portland, oregon
by hat+wig+glove

Restless Hamburger Syndrome Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Glitter the Herpes of the Craft World Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
glitter
the herpes of the craft world
1-color letterpress on grey cotton paper
3.5 x

Glitter the Herpes of the Craft World Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Special Occasion Zombie Apocalypse Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Enjoy this special occasion
before the impending
zombie apocalypse
1-color letterpre

Special Occasion Zombie Apocalypse Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Then She Quoted Alfred Kinsey Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey, the sex therapist from the 50's, about cheese curds and

Then She Quoted Alfred Kinsey Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Republicans Have Bad Hair Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Republicans have bad hair
1-color letterpress on grey cotton paper
3.5 x 5 inch folde

Republicans Have Bad Hair Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Scream with Your Mouth Closed Letterpress Card

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.

Scream with Your Mouth Closed Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Stinky Old Cheese Letterpress Card

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.

Stinky Old Cheese Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Degree of Difficulty Letterpress Card

degree of difficulty (please fill in circle below)
○1 ° ○2 ° ○3 ° ○4 ° ○5 ° ○6 ° ○7 ° ○8 ° ○9 ° ○10 °
1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
3.5 x 5 inch folded card with dark orange envelope
blank inside
made in portland, oregon
by hat+wig+glove

Degree of Difficulty Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Put Into Rock Polisher Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Sometimes it feels
Like you have been put
Into a rock polisher.
It may be rough.
Bu

Put Into Rock Polisher Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Choose Anger Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Choose Anger
1-color letterpress on grey cotton paper
3.5 x 5 inch folded card with e

Choose Anger Letterpress Card

$5.00

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