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HWG There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

HWG A Haiku for Father's Day

a haiku forfather's day
dad, father, padre
daddy, mon pere, daddio
mein vater, pa

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

A Haiku for Father's Day

$5.00

HWG Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for,
it's Champagne!
-Winston Churchill

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

$5.00

HWG Here's a little guitar for your birthday

Here's a little guitar for your birthdayletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Here's a little guitar for your birthday

$5.00

$2.50

HWG Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

HWG I'll help you find your glasses if you help me find my keys

I'll help you
find your glasses
if you help me
find my keys

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

I'll help you find your glasses if you help me find my keys

$5.00

HWG Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslimbesides Barack Obama
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG Enormous Forehead Father's Day

"Has anybody told you that you have an enormous forehead?You must be really smart.
Happy Father's Day"

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Enormous Forehead Father's Day

$5.00

HWG You deserve a burrito supreme card

You deserve a burrito supreme
Happy Birthday

3-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with red envelope

You deserve a burrito supreme card

$6.00

HWG Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

$5.00

HWG Mercury must be in retrograde

Mercury must be in retrograde
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Mercury must be in retrograde

$5.00

HWG Birthday Definition Card

Birthday noun | birth·day \ˈbərth-dā\1. The painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge ca

Birthday Definition Card

$5.00

HWG Children will ruin your life

Children will ruin your lifeletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Children will ruin your life

$5.00

HWG Happy Birthday Food Pyramid Supreme Card

happy birthday
somewhere between maslow's hierarchy of needs and the food pyramid

2-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burgundy envelope

Happy Birthday Food Pyramid Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG I wanna be loved by you, just you and nobody else but you

I wanna be loved by you,just you and nobody else but you.
I wanna be loved by you alone.
Boop-boop-be-do!
-Marilyn Monroe

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

I wanna be loved by you, just you and nobody else but you

$5.00

HWG It's been a hell of a ride, Padre

It's been a hell of a ride, Padre
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

It's been a hell of a ride, Padre

$5.00

HWG Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

Could I have this dance for the rest of my life
-Anne Murray

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

$5.00

HWG I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

I guess all thoseyears of worry
finally paid off

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

$5.00

HWG I recommend Vodka

I recommend Vodka
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Vodka

$5.00

HWG Dad is dad spelled backwards Happy Father's Day

dad
is
dad
spelled
backwards
happy
father's day

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Dad is dad spelled backwards Happy Father's Day

$5.00

HWG When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour

3-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burnt orange envelope

When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
-Benjamin Franklin

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

$5.00

HWG The backyard goat

The Backyard Goat
During rut, bucks spray thin streams of urine
along their bellies, on their front legs and chests
and into their mouths and beards.
Bucks don’t make good pets.

(excerpt by Sue Weaver)

letterpress printed card with envelope

The backyard goat

$5.00

HWG Catholic school the guilt is free but the education is going to cost you

Catholic Schoolthe guilt is free but the education is going to cost you

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Catholic school the guilt is free but the education is going to cost you

$5.00

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