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HWG Happy Birthday Food Pyramid

celebrate a birthday with this supreme letterpressed card made in portland, oregon

Happy Birthday Food Pyramid

$6.00

HWG Bong Hit

You deserve a bong hit todayletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG Birthday Definition Card

Birthday noun | birth·day \ˈbərth-dā\1. The painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge ca

Birthday Definition Card

$5.00

HWG Captain Kangaroo Birthday Card

captain kangaroo wishes you a happy birthday letterpressed birthday card

Captain Kangaroo Birthday Card

$5.00

HWG I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

HWG Tequila?

¿Tequila?
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG When a problem comes along, you must whip it. Whip it good.

When a problem comes along,you must whip it.
Whip it good.
-Devo

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

When a problem comes along, you must whip it. Whip it good.

$5.00

HWG Breastmilk

Thanks Mom, for all that breast milkletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG It's been a hell of a ride, Padre

It's been a hell of a ride, Padre
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

It's been a hell of a ride, Padre

$5.00

HWG Happy Birthday Nudibranch

“Happy Birthday- Nudibranch”

+ 2 color letterpress printed card with golden green envelope

+ size 4 1/4 x 5 1/2 inches

+ cream paper

+ available in singles

Happy Birthday Nudibranch

$6.00

HWG Glanglion Cyst Now there's something to look forward to Happy Birthday

Glanglion Cyst Now there's something to look forward to
Happy Birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Glanglion Cyst Now there's something to look forward to Happy Birthday

$5.00

HWG Children will ruin your life

Children will ruin your lifeletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Children will ruin your life

$5.00

HWG I wanna be loved by you, just you and nobody else but you

I wanna be loved by you,just you and nobody else but you.
I wanna be loved by you alone.
Boop-boop-be-do!
-Marilyn Monroe

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

I wanna be loved by you, just you and nobody else but you

$5.00

HWG Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Check yourselfbefore you wreck yourself
-Ice Cube

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

$5.00

HWG dopamine

A little bitof dopamine isreleased in my
frontal cortex
when I hear your name.
i love you

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG Ceramics Supreme Card

HWG Ceramics Supreme Card

Ceramics Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG Global Warming Coloring Book

18 hand-drawn illustrations of industrial progress for a fracking good time7.5 x 10 inches, white cotton paper

Global Warming Coloring Book

$14.00

HWG Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

HWG In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
-Benjamin Franklin

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

$5.00

HWG Don't you know that you are a shooting star

Don't you knowthat you are
a shooting star
-Bad Company

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

Don't you know that you are a shooting star

$5.00

HWG Chicken Scratch Notepad

letterpress printed notepad with 100 yellow edge-colored pages3.5 x 6 inches, cream cotton paper
available in singles

Chicken Scratch Notepad

$12.00

HWG Tree Stump Coasters

Put on your flannel and grab a brew
letterpress printed coasters
3.5 x 3.5 inches, cotton board die-cut in stump shape
available in boxes of 10

Tree Stump Coasters

$12.00

HWG I generally try to never miss any of your weddings

I generally tryto never miss
any of your weddings

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I generally try to never miss any of your weddings

$5.00

HWG Birthday Guitar

Here's a little guitar for your birthdayletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Birthday Guitar

$5.00

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