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HWG Woody Guthrie's 1943 New Year's Resolutions

Woody Guthrie's
1943 New Year's Resolutions

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Woody Guthrie's 1943 New Year's Resolutions

$5.00

HWG Birthday Definition Card

Birthday noun | birth·day \ˈbərth-dā\1. The painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge ca

Birthday Definition Card

$5.00

HWG Happy Birthday Food Pyramid Supreme Card

happy birthday
somewhere between maslow's hierarchy of needs and the food pyramid

2-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burgundy envelope

Happy Birthday Food Pyramid Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG Don't you know that you are a shooting star

Don't you knowthat you are
a shooting star
-Bad Company

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

Don't you know that you are a shooting star

$5.00

HWG Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslimbesides Barack Obama
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG Coffee Word Search

when your day needs a little perk
letterpress printed card with envelope
27 hidden words
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

Coffee Word Search

$5.00

HWG There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

HWG In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
-Benjamin Franklin

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

$5.00

HWG The backyard goat

The Backyard Goat
During rut, bucks spray thin streams of urine
along their bellies, on their front legs and chests
and into their mouths and beards.
Bucks don’t make good pets.

(excerpt by Sue Weaver)

letterpress printed card with envelope

The backyard goat

$5.00

HWG When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour

3-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burnt orange envelope

When Life Gives You Lemons Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

HWG Holiday definition card

Holidaynoun | hol·i·day | \'hä-lə-dē\
1. A celebratory occaision that may involve herculean acts of goodwill toward family and friends, tryptophan, vacuum cleaners, ham, tinsel, oscillating carving knives, and alcohol-fueled apoplectic fits.
2. A specia

Holiday definition card

$5.00

HWG I believe in miracles. Where're you from, you sexy thing, you?

I believe in miracles.Where're you from,
you sexy thing, you?
-Hot Chocolate

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

I believe in miracles. Where're you from, you sexy thing, you?

$5.00

HWG Out of all the unicorns that I know you are my favorite

Out of all the unicornsthat I know
you are my favorite

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Out of all the unicorns that I know you are my favorite

$5.00

HWG Are there no workhouses? Are there no prisons?

Are there no workhouses?Are there no prisons?
-Ebenezer Scrooge

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Are there no workhouses? Are there no prisons?

$4.00

$2.00

HWG Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

Could I have this dance for the rest of my life
-Anne Murray

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

Could I have this dance for the rest of my life

$5.00

HWG Wood you be mine? Heart Card

Woodyou be mine?
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, birch wood veneer heart

Wood you be mine? Heart Card

$5.00

HWG Captain Kangaroo Birthday Supreme Card

hey kids captain kangaroo wishes you a happy birthday

2-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with golden green envelope

Captain Kangaroo Birthday Supreme Card

$5.00

HWG The book of love is long and boring

The book of love
is long and boring
no one can lift the damn thing
it’s full of charts
and facts and figures
and instructions for dancing

(Magnetic Fields)

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper

The book of love is long and boring

$5.00

HWG Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

$5.00

HWG I wanna be loved by you, just you and nobody else but you

I wanna be loved by you,just you and nobody else but you.
I wanna be loved by you alone.
Boop-boop-be-do!
-Marilyn Monroe

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

I wanna be loved by you, just you and nobody else but you

$5.00

HWG Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey,the sex therapist from the 50's, about
cheese curds and copulating rats,
and that's when I thought,
"this internet dating has to stop"

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
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Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

$5.00

HWG Thanks Mom, for all that breast milk

Thanks Mom, for all that breast milkletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Thanks Mom, for all that breast milk

$5.00

HWG Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish

The average human has anattention span of 8 seconds.
Goldfish have an attention
span of 12 seconds.

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish

$5.00

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