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HWG DQ-Wake Up

I feel sorry for people who don't drink.
When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG HWG-Birthday Definition

Birthday
noun | birth·day \ˈbərth-dā\
1. The painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge

HWG-Birthday Definition

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HWG HWG-Holiday Definition

Holiday
noun | hol·i·day | \'hä-lə-dē\
1. A celebratory occaision that may involve herculean acts of goodwill toward family and friends, tryptophan, vacuum cleaners, ham, tinsel, oscillating carving knives, and alcohol-fueled apoplectic fits.
2. A spec

HWG-Holiday Definition

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HWG HWG-Gold

Gold
Frankincense
Myrrh

gold foil stamped card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, gold metallic paper
available in singles and boxes of 6

$4.00

HWG DQ-France

Remember, gentlemen,
it's not just France we are fighting for,
it's Champagne!
-Winston Churchill

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG HWG-A Christmas Carol

Are there no workhouses?
Are there no prisons?
-Ebenezer Scrooge

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

HWG-A Christmas Carol

$4.00

HWG dq-cooking

I enjoy cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.
-Julia Child

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG HWG-Kidneys

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG HWG-Unicorns

Out of all the unicorns
that I know
you are my favorite

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG DQ-Another

Everybody's got to believe in something.
I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG HWG-Acoustic

Here's a little guitar for your birthday

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG RQ-I'm Yours

Signed
Sealed
Delivered
I'm yours
-Stevie Wonder

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG HWG-Canada

I recommend
Canada

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG HWG-Amp

Here's a little amp for your birthday rock star

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG WS-Coffee

when your day needs a little perk

letterpress printed card with envelope
27 hidden words
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG RQ-Vodka Tonic

It'll take a couple of
vodka and tonics
to set you on your feet again
-Elton John

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG HWG-Bourbon

I recommend Bourbon

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG HWG-Old Town Holiday

portland oregon old town

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

HWG-Old Town Holiday

$4.00

HWG RQ-What You Need

You can't always get what you want
but if you try sometimes
you might just find
you get what you need
-The Rolling Stones

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

RQ-What You Need

$4.00

HWG RQ-Shooting Star

Don't you know
that you are
a shooting star
-Bad Company

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

RQ-Shooting Star

$4.00

HWG HWG-Bass

i caught you a delicious bass.
napoleon dynamite

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG HWG-CB-Global Warming

18 hand-drawn illustrations of industrial progress for a fracking good time
7.5 x 10 inches, white cotton paper

HWG-CB-Global Warming

$14.00

HWG RQ-Bacardi

We gonna sip Bacardi
like it's your birthday
-50 Cent

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

HWG RQ-Whip

When a problem comes along,
you must whip it.
Whip it good.
-Devo

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

$4.00

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