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HWG Bong Hit

You deserve a bong hit todayletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG HWG-Unicorns

Out of all the unicornsthat I know
you are my favorite

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG HWG-Lobotomy

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG HWG-Kidneys

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG Children

Children will ruin your lifeletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG delicious bass

i caught you a delicious bass.napoleon dynamite
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

$5.00

HWG RQ-Bacardi

We gonna sip Bacardilike it's your birthday
-50 Cent

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG RQ-Whip

When a problem comes along,you must whip it.
Whip it good.
-Devo

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG DQ-Wake Up

I feel sorry for people who don't drink.When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG Birthday Definition Card

Birthdaynoun | birth·day \ˈbərth-dā\1. The painful realization that the universe has conspired against you once again by hurling you through time and space on a globe spinning at 1,040 miles per hour, only to land in front of a flaming piece of sponge cak

Birthday Definition Card

$5.00

HWG DQ-Another

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG HWG-NP-Goat Pad

letterpress printed notepad with 100 blue edge-colored pages3.5 x 6 inches, cream cotton paper
available in singles

HWG-NP-Goat Pad

$12.00

HWG HWG-Gin

I recommend Gin
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG Whiskey Sour Card

whiskey sour greeting card, "when life gives you lemons..."

Whiskey Sour Card

$6.00

HWG HWG-Cookie monster

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

HWG-Cookie monster

$5.00

HWG HWG-Worst

Expect the worst
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG HWG-Nudi

“Happy Birthday- Nudibranch”

+ 2 color letterpress printed card with golden green envelope

+ size 4 1/4 x 5 1/2 inches

+ cream paper

+ available in singles

$6.00

HWG HWG-Burrito

“You deserve a burrito supreme
Happy Birthday”

+ 3 color letterpress printed card with red envelope

+ size 4 1/4 x 5 1/2 inches

+ cream paper

$6.00

HWG dq-cooking

I enjoy cooking with wine.Sometimes I even put it in the food.
-Julia Child

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG HWG-Thousand Miles

The journey of a thousand milesbegins with a martini
and first class accommodations

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches foled, grey cotton paper
available in singles

HWG-Thousand Miles

$5.00

HWG HWG-Magnifying Glass

Take a magnifying glassinto the sun
and burn my initials
into your arm

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

HWG-Magnifying Glass

$5.00

HWG DQ-France

Remember, gentlemen,it's not just France we are fighting for,
it's Champagne!
-Winston Churchill

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG HWG-Reading

Burn after reading
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

$5.00

HWG HWG-Therapist

Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey,the sex therapist from the 50's, about
cheese curds and copulating rats,
and that's when I thought,
"this internet dating has to stop"

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available

$5.00

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