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Hat + Wig + Glove Holiday Resentments Letterpress Card

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holidays are a chance to renew your resentments all over again
green foil letterpress

Holiday Resentments Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Holiday Definition Letterpress Card

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Holiday
noun | hol-i-day | \’hä-lǝ-dē\
1. A celebratory occasion that may involve her

Holiday Definition Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Mousetrap Christmas Letterpress Card

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not a creature was stirring. not even a mouse...
letterpress printed folded card
with

Mousetrap Christmas Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Down the Chimney Christmas Letterpress Card

the supreme line of letterpress printed cards are hand illustrated in colorful hues, featuring some of our favorite occasional sentiments.
up on the housetop, reindeer pause, out jumps good old santa claus, down through the chimney with lots of toys, all

Down the Chimney Christmas Letterpress Card

$22.00

Hat + Wig + Glove The Figgy Pudding Kind Christmas Letterpress Card

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you seem more like a comfort and joy person than the figgy pudding kind
letterpress pr

The Figgy Pudding Kind Christmas Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Dona Nobis Pacem - Give Us Peace Christmas Letterpress Card

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
donna nobis pacem
gold foil letterpress printed folded card
with metallic gold en

Dona Nobis Pacem - Give Us Peace Christmas Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Stink! Stank! Stunk! Christmas Letterpress Card

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
stink! stank! stunk!
- the grinch
green foil letterpress printed folded card
wit

Stink! Stank! Stunk! Christmas Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove I Wanna Be Loved By You Letterpress Card

the hat+wig+glove rock quote collection showcases some the best lines from our favorite rock 'n roll tunes. share your love of music with friends, family and loved ones.
I wanna be loved by you,
just you and nobody else but you.
I wanna be loved by you

I Wanna Be Loved By You Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Merry Christmas Chameleon Supreme Letterpress Card

the supreme line of letterpress printed cards are hand illustrated in colorful hues, featuring some of our favorite occasional sentiments.
merry christmas
letterpress printed folded card
on cream paper
with red envelope
blank inside
4.25 x 5.5 inche

Merry Christmas Chameleon Supreme Letterpress Card

$22.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Goat Pad Letterpress Notepad

these letterpress printed notepads feature fun illustrations and humorous puns. perfect for keeping track of all the thoughts you'd definitely forget.
Goat Pad
letterpress on cream heavy cardstock paper cover
3.5 x 6 inch notepad with 100 teal edge-col

Goat Pad Letterpress Notepad

$12.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Your Urine Test Came Back Clean Letterpress Card

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Congratulations!
Your urine test came back clean
letterpress printed folded card
wit

Your Urine Test Came Back Clean Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Socialism It's Not Just For Europeans Letterpress Card

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Socialism, it's not just for Europeans anymore
letterpress printed folded card
with l

Socialism It's Not Just For Europeans Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Win the Lottery Birthday Letterpress Card

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I hope you win the lottery
happy birthday
letterpress printed folded card
with light

Win the Lottery Birthday Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Pull Up Your Fly Birthday Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
i don't know why you even bother to try to pull up your fly anymore
happy birthday
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Pull Up Your Fly Birthday Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove George Carlin Clean Letterpress Card

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Your house will never be completely clean.
- George Carlin
letterpress printed folded

George Carlin Clean Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Spaceship Merry Christmas Supreme Letterpress Card

the supreme line of letterpress printed cards are hand illustrated in colorful hues, featuring some of our favorite occasional sentiments.
i hope the mormon
tabernacle choir
comes down on a
spaceship and sings
the hallelujah chorus
for you this year

Spaceship Merry Christmas Supreme Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Put Into a Rock Polisher Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Sometimes it feels
Like you have been put
Into a rock polisher.
It may be rough.
Bu

Put Into a Rock Polisher Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Christmas Pickle Letterpress Card

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
christmas pickle
green foil letterpress printed folded card
on white cotton paper

Christmas Pickle Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Cryptocurrency Birthday Letterpress Card

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I tried to get you some cryptocurrency but all I could find was this dumb card
Happy B

Cryptocurrency Birthday Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Cookie Monster Encouragement Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Today I will live
in the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a

Cookie Monster Encouragement Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love Letterpress Card

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hunka hunka burnin' love
letterpress printed folded card
with light grey envelope
bl

Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Six Pack Turned Into a Keg Birthday Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
congratulations your six pack just turned into a keg
happy birthday
letterpress print

Six Pack Turned Into a Keg Birthday Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Little Bit of Dopamine Love Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
A little bit of dopamine is released in my frontal cortex when I hear your name.
i lov

Little Bit of Dopamine Love Letterpress Card

$5.00

Hat + Wig + Glove Birthday Definition Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Birthday
noun | birth·day \ˈbərth-dā\
1. The painful realization that the universe ha

Birthday Definition Letterpress Card

$5.00

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