Hat + Wig + Glove / Color Originals

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
donna nobis pacem
gold foil letterpress printed folded card
with metallic gold en

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
stink! stank! stunk!
- the grinch
green foil letterpress printed folded card
wit

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
let it snow
letterpress printed folded card
on white cotton paper
with white env

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
"beneath the clothes, we find a man, and beneath the man...we find...his nucleus."

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
just let somebody else do it
letterpress printed folded card
on white cotton pape

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
microgreens
letterpress printed folded card
on white cotton paper
with olive gre

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
i've come for you houseplants
letterpress printed folded card
on white cotton pap

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
happy birthday
letterpress printed folded card
on white cotton paper
with black

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
you are a one-finger texting wonder!
happy father's day
letterpress printed folde

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
the first tattoo i'm going to get will say:
"don't forget to put your dishes in th

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
you have died of dysentery
light green foil letterpress printed folded card
print

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
the retirement gods are asking for sacrifice…
letterpress printed folded card
on

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
here's another orchid for you to kill
happy birthday
letterpress printed folded c

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
How To Make: dehydrated camping pickles
1. Purchase a jar of pickles and remove th

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
sports guy chest bump!
happy father's day
letterpress printed folded card
on whi

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
make sure you have your ducks in a row so you don't put the cart before the horse

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
looks like kurt cobain was right
we are stupid and contagious
letterpress printed