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HWG There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

HWG Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for,
it's Champagne!
-Winston Churchill

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Remember, gentlemen, it's not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne!

$5.00

HWG Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

HWG Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslimbesides Barack Obama
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

men are afraid women are going to laugh at them, women are afraid that me are going to kill them

Margaret Atwood

1-color letterpress on cream paper
4.25 x 5.5 inch folded card with burgundy envelope

Margaret Atwood Quote Supreme Card

$6.00

HWG I recommend Vodka

I recommend Vodka
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Vodka

$5.00

HWG The backyard goat

The Backyard Goat
During rut, bucks spray thin streams of urine
along their bellies, on their front legs and chests
and into their mouths and beards.
Bucks don’t make good pets.

(excerpt by Sue Weaver)

letterpress printed card with envelope

The backyard goat

$5.00

HWG Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

$5.00

HWG Catholic school the guilt is free but the education is going to cost you

Catholic Schoolthe guilt is free but the education is going to cost you

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Catholic school the guilt is free but the education is going to cost you

$5.00

HWG I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

I guess all thoseyears of worry
finally paid off

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I guess all those years of worry finally paid off

$5.00

HWG Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey,the sex therapist from the 50's, about
cheese curds and copulating rats,
and that's when I thought,
"this internet dating has to stop"

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
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Then she quoted Alfred Kinsey

$5.00

HWG I'll help you find your glasses if you help me find my keys

I'll help you
find your glasses
if you help me
find my keys

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

I'll help you find your glasses if you help me find my keys

$5.00

HWG Daddies need bottles too

Daddies need bottles too
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Daddies need bottles too

$5.00

HWG In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom.
In water there is bacteria.
-Benjamin Franklin

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is freedom. In water there is bacteria.

$5.00

HWG I recommend Gin

I recommend Gin
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I recommend Gin

$5.00

HWG Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Check yourselfbefore you wreck yourself
-Ice Cube

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

$5.00

HWG Mercury must be in retrograde

Mercury must be in retrograde
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Mercury must be in retrograde

$5.00

HWG I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

HWG Medicinal Marijuana Card

This card authorizes _____________liberal, regular, and varied consumption of
Cannabis Sativa...

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Medicinal Marijuana Card

$5.00

HWG control alt delete

Control Alt Deleteletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

control alt delete

$5.00

HWG Children will ruin your life

Children will ruin your lifeletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

Children will ruin your life

$5.00

HWG stay at home mom

If there were no children, I'd love to be a stay at home momletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

stay at home mom

$5.00

HWG Check the item(s) that you had removed

Check the item(s) that you had removed:
Appendix, Adenoids, Uterus, Tonsils, Tooth

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

Check the item(s) that you had removed

$5.00

HWG Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish

The average human has anattention span of 8 seconds.
Goldfish have an attention
span of 12 seconds.

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Attention Span of Humans and Goldfish

$5.00

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