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Constellation and Co. This Year Was The Worst Card

this year was the worst.
folded kraft letterpress card with black envelope
inside blank
by Constellation and co.
made in Seattle, Washington
3.5 x 4.875 inches

This Year Was The Worst Card

$6.00

HWG Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
-W.C. Fields

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

$5.00

HWG Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

Today I will livein the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a cookie
-Cookie Monster

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Today I will live in the moment unless it is unpleasant

$5.00

HWG I thought I ordered the happy meal

I thought I ordered the Happy Meal
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

I thought I ordered the happy meal

$5.00

Constellation and Co. Merry Christmas Glitter Card

merry christmas
I thought about filling your card with festive glitter, but I don't hate you.
folded kraft letterpress card with kraft envelope
inside blank
by Constellation and co.
made in Seattle, Washington
3.5 x 4.875 inches

Merry Christmas Glitter Card

$6.00

HWG There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday

$5.00

HWG Listen to your inner Human Resources Manager

Listen to your innerHuman Resources Manager

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Listen to your inner Human Resources Manager

$5.00

HWG Socialism it's not just for Europeans anymore

Socialism, it's not just for Europeans anymore
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Socialism it's not just for Europeans anymore

$5.00

We Get High

When they go low, we get high.
letterpress folded card
with kraft envelope
Blank inside
made in USA
by Huckleberry Letterpress
4.25 x 5.5 inches

$5.00

HWG control alt delete

Control Alt Deleteletterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

control alt delete

$5.00

HWG I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best
they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, kraft cotton paper
available in singles

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up that's the best they're going to feel all day.

$5.00

HWG degree of difficulty

degree of difficulty (please fill in circle below)
○1 ° ○2 ° ○3 ° ○4 ° ○5 ° ○6 ° ○7 ° ○8 ° ○9 ° ○10 °
+ 1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with dark orange envelope

degree of difficulty

$5.00

Christmas 2020

this card would've included an updated family photo with big smiles and coordinated outfits but... 2020
folded full-color printed card
white envelope
inside blank
by Posterity Paper
made in USA
4.25 x 5.5 inches

$7.00

Paper Baristas Procaffeinate definition

procaffeinate
(v.) to delay or postpone action; to put off doing something until you've had coffee.
Letterpress printed
Kraft Recycled Envelope
flat note, Blank on Back
ethically sourced handmade paper
by Paper Baristas
4.25 x 5.5 inches

Procaffeinate definition

$6.00

HWG Don't worry your seat cushion is a flotation device

Don't worryyour seat cushion is a
flotation device

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Don't worry your seat cushion is a flotation device

$5.00

HWG Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens is my favorite Muslimbesides Barack Obama
letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper

$5.00

Happy Holidays Gangsta Wrapper

happy holidays from your local gangsta wrapper!
hand glittered accents
folded card with cream envelope
inside blank
made in California
by paperlove boutique
3.5 x 4.875 inches

Happy Holidays Gangsta Wrapper

$5.00

Egg Press Elf Improvement

happy holidays [various titles of elf-help books]
folded letterpress printed card
with kraft envelope
inside blank
by Egg Press
made in portland, oregon
4.25 x 5.5 inches

Elf Improvement

$7.00

Egg Press Egg Press + March Holidays assorted box of 4

wormest wishes, peace, chilly days, warm hearts, meowy christmas
box of 4 unique designs
folded letterpress printed cards
with kraft envelopes

inside blank
by Egg Press
made in portland, oregon
4.25 x 5.5 inches

Egg Press + March Holidays assorted box of 4

$23.00

HWG Kurt Cobain was right

looks like kurt cobain was right
we are stupid and contagious
+ 1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with black envelope

Kurt Cobain was right

$5.00

HWG More people are killed by vending machines than by sharks

More people are killedby vending machines
than by sharks

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5x5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

More people are killed by vending machines than by sharks

$5.00

HWG Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Check yourselfbefore you wreck yourself
-Ice Cube

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, white cotton paper
available in singles

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

$5.00

HWG Generally speaking people in foreign countries understand you better if you speak louder

Generally speaking, people in foreign countriesunderstand you better if you speak louder

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches folded, grey cotton paper
available in singles

Generally speaking people in foreign countries understand you better if you speak louder

$5.00

HWG circumstances have to be near perfect for me to push the "fat burner" button

circumstanceshave to benear perfect
for me to push the
"fat burner"
button on the
exercise bike

letterpress printed card with envelope
3.5 x 5 inches, grey cotton paper

circumstances have to be near perfect for me to push the "fat burner" button

$5.00

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