"Fat Burner" Button Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.

circumstances have to be near perfect for me to push the
"fat burner" button on the exercise bike

• letterpress printed folded card
• with light grey envelope
• blank inside
• 3.5 x 5 inches
• made in portland, oregon
• by hat+wig+glove