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Hat + Wig + Glove Holiday Definition Letterpress Card

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Holiday
noun | hol-i-day | \’hä-lǝ-dē\
1. A celebratory occasion that may involve her

Holiday Definition Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Win the Lottery Birthday Letterpress Card

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I hope you win the lottery
happy birthday
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with light

Win the Lottery Birthday Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Praying Mantis Letterpress Card

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praying mantis
they eat aphids and husbands
what's not to like?
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Praying Mantis Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Valentine's Day Definition Letterpress Card

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valentine’s day
noun | val-en-tine’s day | \’vä-lǝn-teinz dē\
1. A recurring holiday

Valentine's Day Definition Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Let's Turn Our Hearing Aids Up Birthday Letterpress Card

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Let's turn our
Hearing aids up
And have a party
Happy Birthday
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Let's Turn Our Hearing Aids Up Birthday Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove You Are My Favorite Unicorn Letterpress Card

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Out of all the unicorns that I know you are my favorite
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You Are My Favorite Unicorn Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Cryptocurrency Birthday Letterpress Card

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I tried to get you some cryptocurrency but all I could find was this dumb card
Happy B

Cryptocurrency Birthday Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove It's Been a Hell of a Ride, Padre Letterpress Card

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It's been a hell of a ride, Padre
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It's Been a Hell of a Ride, Padre Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Mind Checking Me For Ticks? Letterpress Card

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Would you mind checking me for ticks?
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with light grey

Mind Checking Me For Ticks? Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Burn After Reading Letterpress Card

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Burn after reading
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with light grey envelope
blank in

Burn After Reading Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Special Occasion Zombie Apocalypse Letterpress Card

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Enjoy this special occasion
before the impending
zombie apocalypse
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Special Occasion Zombie Apocalypse Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Journey of a Thousand Miles Letterpress Card

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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a martini and first class accommodations
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Journey of a Thousand Miles Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Woke Up and Found I Was a Thespian Letterpress Card

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One day I woke up and found I was a Thespian
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Woke Up and Found I Was a Thespian Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove I Drink Water To Surprise My Liver Letterpress Card

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Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver
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I Drink Water To Surprise My Liver Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Thought I Ordered a Happy Meal Letterpress Card

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I thought I ordered the Happy Meal
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Thought I Ordered a Happy Meal Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Little Bit of Dopamine Love Letterpress Card

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A little bit of dopamine is released in my frontal cortex when I hear your name.
i lov

Little Bit of Dopamine Love Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Badass Letterpress Card

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badass
letterpress printed folded card
with light grey envelope
blank inside
3.5 x

Badass Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Sins About to Expire Letterpress Card

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Your sins are about to expire
Push here to renew
PRESS
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Sins About to Expire Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Cookie Monster Encouragement Letterpress Card

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Today I will live
in the moment
unless it is unpleasant
in which case
I will eat a

Cookie Monster Encouragement Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove More People Are Killed By Vending Machines Letterpress Card

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More people are killed
by vending machines
than by sharks
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More People Are Killed By Vending Machines Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove False Teeth Birthday Letterpress Card

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people younger than you have false teeth
happy birthday
letterpress printed folded ca

False Teeth Birthday Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Toilet Paper Doesn't Come With Instructions Letterpress Card

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toilet paper doesn't come with instructions so i'm going to tell you exactly how it wor

Toilet Paper Doesn't Come With Instructions Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Need One of Your Kidneys Someday Letterpress Card

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There's a good chance I'm going to need one of your kidneys someday
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Need One of Your Kidneys Someday Letterpress Card

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Hat + Wig + Glove Expect the Worst Letterpress Card

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Expect the worst
letterpress printed folded card
with light grey envelope
blank insi

Expect the Worst Letterpress Card

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