Products tagged with retirement

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Your optimism is killing me
letterpress printed folded card
with light grey envelope

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
Looks like it’s time to load the tour bus to Denny’s
Happy Retirement
letterpress pri

happy retirement
folded printed card
with soft gray envelope
blank inside
4.25 x 5.5 inches
made in the USA
by E. Frances Paper
Images by E. Frances Paper

we'll miss you!
folded letterpress printed card
with neon green envelope
Blank inside
made in Columbus, Ohio
by And Here We Are
4.25 x 5.5 inches

the hat+wig+glove color originals line adds a twist to our classic collection - colored ink and envelopes! featuring our signature mildly offensive humor and snarky copy.
the retirement gods are asking for sacrifice…
letterpress printed folded card
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enjoy this next adventure!
folded printed card
with kraft envelope
blank inside
by everglow handmade
made in portland, oregon
4.25 x 5.5 inches

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a martini and first class accommodations
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