Products tagged with comedy

How To Make: dehydrated camping pickles
1. Purchase a jar of pickles and remove them from the jar. (Save fluid and contents of jar for later.)
2. Place pickles flat on a cookie sheet in an oven heated to 350° until most of the fluid has evacuated the pi

the first tattoo i'm going to get will say:
"don't forget to put your dishes in the dishwasher"
happy mother's day
+ 1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with green envelope

my new religion is jazz
it's vast and unknowable
+ 1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with black envelope

"you're like a stinky old cheese just getting riper with age"
-wilbur turnblad, hairspray
+ 1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with red envelope

"knights in armor don't come any shinier than you"
-edna turnblad, hairspray
+ 1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with red envelope

you are a one-finger texting wonder! happy father's day
+ 1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with kraft envelope

"beneath the clothes, we find a man, and beneath the man...we find...his nucleus."
-nacho libre
happy father's day
+ 1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with red envelope

sports guy chest bump! happy father's day
+ 1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with black envelope

here is a lock so no one can break in and organize your garage
happy father's day
+ 1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with kraft envelope

make sure you have your ducks in a row so you don't put the cart before the horse
happy graduation
+ 1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with kraft envelope

MOMENTOUS
+ 1-color letterpress on white cotton paper
+ 3.5 x 5 inch folded card with gold envelope