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noun | wed·ding | \ 'wed-diŋ \
1. The ceremonial act of being co-joined to another person in the presence of friends ad relatives that you haven't seen in a very long time, all dressed in uncomfortable clothes, mixed with unpredictable weather, Polo Cologne, and an open bar with all the Cosmopolitans you can drink.
2. A special occasion celebrating the marriage of two people who love each other.